This is Absurd

It is now officially Wednesday (it's after 12:00am). I leave school on Thursday. Let me tell you a little bit about my situation as it stands. I'm listening to a cross between Gewn Stefani's "Holler Back Girl" and Michael Jackson's "Thriller" with Sara and my roomate Matt. Our door knob is covered in shaving cream. And Will, one of our hallmates, keeps walking into the room holding a blow up doll which he is making dance to the music. Sara, Matt and I have been playing Meal or No Meal, and now we're taking turns drawing on my whiteboard. Matt just put the world's dumbest hat on. Okay, the world's second dumbest hat. The dumbest is his orange one. It doesn't match his clothes even a little bit. I think he's getting dressed to make popcorn. Earlier today, while I was sitting on the quad with Sars, a dog pissed on my fucking bookbag. All that Sara and I want is to be playing "Body! Body!" Sara would like for me to note that in Meal or no Meal she won $1,000,000: the Erect Strawberry Cake. In closing, fuck exams.